Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Oompa Loompa doopadee doo, I've got another email for you, oompa loompa doopadee dee, if you don't read it I will kill ye


oh? there are other members of the Axis of Evil(tm) besides Iraq? well I'll be damned:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/10/09/AR2006100901130.html
and this is all Bush's fault, the internet told me so:
http://www.politicalcortex.com/story/2006/10/10/134245/41

only $1.65Billion? what a steal!
http://www.pcworld.com/article/id,127452-c,mergersacquisitions/article.html
Welcome to the Googlenet formally known as the internet.

Sony to combat North Korean nukes and terrorism with Blu-ray discs:
http://www.vnunet.com/vnunet/news/2165974/sony-lifts-curtain-first-50gb
a senior official had this to say "who would want to jihad and launch nukes when you could watch Click on Blu-ray?  Now Adam Sandler, that guy is FUNNY!"
and ladies and gentlemen, once again, the "format war" has reached a stalemate:
http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20061010-7948.html
now we just have to wait till HI-DVD and Holo-ray discs come a courtin' for another format war battle

generating power with kites:
http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,71908-0.html?tw=wn_index_3
didn't Ben Franklin already do that?

oh no! Qatari FM says Hamas rejects two key points in Doha initiative! 
http://english.people.com.cn/200610/10/eng20061010_310506.html
what the hell does that MEAN??

a gel that can stop bleeding during surgery reducing operation time by half, BRILLANT!!
http://www.thestandard.com.hk/news_detail.asp?pp_cat=11&art_id=29141&sid=10313489&con_type=1
or you can just use good ol' maggot juice:
http://www.newscientisttech.com/article/dn10260-pour-on-maggot-juice-to-help-heal-wounds.html
good news everyone, we may be able to pay for health care after all:
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/business/287864_drugsettle07.html

this is going to be a freaking awesome game:
http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/new-half-life-2-portal-gameplay

I eat at Al's Mediterranean Deli and Grill alot, that'll stop Alzheimer's right?
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/10/09/AR2006100900997.html
I eat at Al's Mediterranean Deli and Grill alot, that'll stop Alzheimer's right?

the Bush Administration to use The Brangelina Effect to defuse tensions with the North Koreans:
http://www.dnaindia.com/report.asp?NewsID=1057864

I bet you remember hearing about the holographic hard drive the government had back in the 80's:
http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/a-look-back-1980s-solid-state-hard-drive
wow, its got a 100 jiggabytes of memory storage, I wonder if it goes 88mph?
and apparently they didn't store that video clip on it either

get out your plumber's gloves boys and girls, the real Super Mario game is here:
http://games.slashdot.org/games/06/10/09/2242202.shtml
and if you don't feel like doing actual physical activity while gaming, fear not, the brain controller is here:
http://news-info.wustl.edu/news/page/normal/7800.html

for you ladies out there, how to live with a Southern Man:
http://www.citizen-times.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2006610100301

these planes will have more than meets the eye:
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory?id=2546933

magnetic power generation? or another hoax?
http://www.techeblog.com/?p=4803&cp=all#comments

remember, be kind, rewind!
http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/dvd-rewinder

holy crap, beer flavored chips:
http://www.thepublican.com/story.asp?sectioncode=7&storycode=53071&c=1

a Daily Schadenfreude worth every penny:
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20555319-13762,00.html
oh I remember that commercial:
http://www.nationwide.com/images/flash/wrongturn30.wmv

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