Thursday, October 26, 2006
and now in other news that mostly doesn't cover politics
hey, women, if I can see you it makes me want to commit rape, get back in the kitchen where you belong:
that's what my cleric told me
teh gayz, TEH GAYZ! THEY'RE GONNA GETZ TEH MARRAGEZ!!1one! GO VOTE!!
but Mom, everybody else is torturing:
the diamond age is upon us:
hang on Hubble!
the Russians are having docking problems, obviously they didn't check their email first:
the government is testing sound warfare in New Zealand:
today's horror story, AL GORE IN SSSSSPPPAAAACCCEEEE!
Nintendo up, Sony down...Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
history would never reveal why DVD Jon would be more popular than DVDA Jon:
technology at work for you, Discrimi-Nav, avoid all those pesky (insert racial group here):
not getting enough sex? try Nuclear Weapons(tm)! the all-new homeopathic remedy from Kim Jong-il:
forget the mouse, use your eyes:
fruit roll-ups: old and busted, teh new hawtness: roll-up displays
damn the cigars! war is a sucker born every minute:
these Ethiopians need to understand that internation corporations know what's best for us, that's why they pay all those politicians:
sexsomniacs fear not, help is on the way:
get ready for the new 14-blade Gillette FusionUltraKrazyMachEliminator:
and the Onion has been proven prescient:
I got your bling right here!
Supersoaker mods for the adventurous among you:
FINISH HIM!! SCIENTOLOGY!!
this is a new finishing move in Mortal Kombat: Impossible starring Tom Kruise
flat TVs with amazing pictures, high contrast, blah blah blah:
these have been "coming out soon" longer than the aforementioned celebrity
and the winner of the youtube video of the day goes to:
The Daily Schadenfreude: